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I know. I'm not supposed to be here. After all, I did go over the Rainbow Bridge last summer. But let's face it: Life just isn't the same without me. So, if you don't mind, I'd really like my column back. I think I can manage to do it from up here. And my investigative reports could well be more objective this way and therefore have more journalistic integrity. Whatever, I can't just go on sitting up here in "Kitty Heaven" where, frankly, there's nothing much to investigate. And, meanwhile, the most exciting story has just been transpiring over at Dogtown and there's nobody to go behind the scenes and give you the real inside story. Nobody, that is, except my investigative assistant, Tammy the Greyhound who's been keeping an eye on things for me and who wants her job back, too. |
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