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Professor Barkalot's Secret Mission -- Page One

Prof. Barkalot
Professor Barkalot used to write a regular advice column in Best Friends magazine until his sudden disappearance just over a year ago.

April, 1998

The Professor's mysterious disappearance

I have, for much of the past year, been puzzling over the mysterious disappearance of Professor Barkalot from Best Friends magazine. The renowned professor wrote his last column in March 1997, and then vanished.

Nor did the PTB ever comment on the Professor's absence from these pages. Strange, indeed.

So when my investigative assistant, Tammy the Greyhound, raced in with the news that Prof. Barkalot had contacted her and was available for an exclusive interview, I followed her immediately to the secret rendezvous she had arranged.

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The Professor looked tired but elated as he greeted us.

"I am just returned," he began, speaking in his well-known, mellifluous, Transylvanian accent, "from a remarkable discovery about the creation of the universe . . .

Page Two: Prof. Barkalot's amazing discovery about the creation of the universe.