The Colonel's Campaign -- page 3
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"The Colonel says he knew you’d understand. He wants Oscar to be his Chief-of-Staff."
"Chief-of-Staff?" I exploded. "That cat is here because he was thrown out of Saudi Arabia by the authorities. He attacked an entire country, a sovereign nation. We’re not just talking about chickens. He attacked everyone. He was even worse than the Colonel."
"The Colonel is sure you’ll be able to come up with a good explanation for what went wrong. Oscar has been behaving very well in his barracks recently. He only attacks his toys these days."
"Oh, fine," I said, sarcastically. "I’ll just tell the media that he thought the people in Saudi Arabia were his toys."
"It gets worse, Boss," sighed Tammy. "He’s picked Kelly to be his Secretary of Living-Happily-Ever-After."