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If you've already visited Best Friends, then it's self-evident that you figured out how to get here. If, on the other hand, you haven't been here yet, maybe it's because you need some help with your travel plans.

It's easier to get to Best Friends than it used to be. At least you don't have to take your life in your hands crossing the Grand Canyon, the Rocky Mountains, or Death Valley, depending on where you're coming from.

But it's still quite an expedition: flying to Las Vegas, driving through the Virgin River Gorge and Zion National Park, and then watching out for the sign pointing into Angel Canyon where Best Friends has its home.

However, as your investigative reporter, I have studied all the possible ways of traveling here, and have concluded there are some much easier ways to plan your visit to our home from your home.

Plan A: Wait in a Trash Bin. If there's a large trash bin near you, you should get into it and wait for someone from Best Friends to come by. I don't know exactly how this works, but I myself was picked up from a large trash bin and brought here when I was very young.

I don't know where the trash bin is that I was in, but if you find a trash bin and go and sit in it, someone may well pick you up and bring you to Best Friends, too.

Next: Plan B.