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Subject of Report: How to Get Here From There (2) Reporter: Tomato the Cat Chief Investigator: Tammy the Greyhound Status of Report: Awaiting Pulitzer Prize |
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Tips on getting to Best Friends -
Page 2 (for people who can't figure out directions.)  Plan
B: Go to Prison. That's what Comanche the horse did. He was very sick and
old, and says he thinks he was lost when he wandered into a field on the grounds of a
prison. A member of Best Friends, called Judy, who worked at the prison, bought Comanche
and brought him here, and he's been here ever since. Not everyone who goes to prison gets to come to Best Friends. Maybe you have to go to prison and get bought. Perhaps you should just experiment on your own, and see which way works best for you. Note: The PTB (Powers That Be) are insisting that I issue a disclaimer saying that I shall not be held responsible if, for some reason, you can't get out of prison. Skip Plan C. Maytag the cat wanted me to say that she got here from being put in a washing machine. This is not a good way of getting here, judging by how she looked when she arrived. This is a long story and the subject of one of my investigative reports.
Staff members Estelle and Chandra were driving past a tourist store a few weeks ago, when they saw this peahen standing in the parking lot. They stopped, and the peahen walked up to their car. She didn't seem to want to get in by herself, so Estelle stayed with her while Chandra went to get a bird person. We've got two peahens and a peacock already, so Blossom, as she's known, fits right in. Next: Plan E. |
Plan D: Hang out at a Tourist Store. Waiting at a
store near the sanctuary is a very good way of getting to Best Friends - one of the staff
simply comes and picks you up.