Tomato the Cat’s Summer Movie Reviews
July, 2003  Page 3

Terminator 3: The Rise of the Chinese Crested
Starring Crystal and Norman

The Hollywood movie has senior citizen Arnold Schwarzenegger being reprogrammed by the humans to fight a dangerous artificial intelligence who’s been sent back in time by the evil SkyNet network. 

In the Dogtown (Doggywood?) movie, senior citizen Crystal – a friendly pit-bull mix here at the sanctuary – needs no special programming to go after Norman, a beautiful but dangerous Chinese crested machine, whose intelligence also turns out to be entirely artificial. 

Incidentally, movie buffs will remember Norman as the beautiful, evil alien in Dogs in Black, which I reviewed last year.

(And, in case you’re wondering, Crystal, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, is just wearing make-up. She can see just fine.)

Next: Lara Croft, Tomb Raider