Tomato the Cat’s Summer Movie Reviews
July, 2002  Page 4

Dogs in Black – 2

Starring Parcheesi and Solitaire

In the first Dogs in Black, two black Labrador mixes, working undercover for the DIBA, tried to keep track of all the aliens at Dogtown.

At the end of that movie, Parcheesi got zapped with the neuralyzer (or “flashy thing”) that makes him forget that he’s ever seen any aliens. (The fact is, Parcheesi never remembers very much at the best of times – flashy thing or not.)

Anyway, as this sequel opens, Solitaire is urgently trying to persuade his colleague to remember who he is and what he’s supposed to be doing. For his part, Parcheesi is wandering happily around Dogtown delivering biscuits and greeting visitors.

Meanwhile, an alien ship has arrived at Planet Earth, and when the aliens step out, the first thing they come across is a copy of Best Friends magazine, which leads them to believe that the planet is being controlled by strange-looking, unadoptable dogs and cats who operate out of a secret animal sanctuary deep in the American Southwest.

One of the evil alien monsters decides to pose as a Chinese crested who works as a model for Best Friends magazine. I don’t know much about Chinese crested dogs, but they all look like evil aliens to me. (Just a joke, folks. No need to write in!)

Anyway, since this is Dogtown, the aliens all get spayed or neutered and then adopted, and end up living happily ever after.

And when the movie is over, the audience (that’s you) gets to take all the stars for a nice walk and give them lots more treats.

I can’t wait for Dogs in Black 3.

Next: Stuart Little – 2

Spiderdog
Divine Secrets of the BaBa Sisterhood
Kitty Wars – Attack of the Clones
Dogs in Black – 2
Stuart Little – 2
Scoop, the Stallion of Angel Canyon
More Alien, Mutant, Monster Movies