Tomato the Cat’s Summer Movie Reviews
July, 2002  Page 7

More Alien, Monster, Mutant Movies

In The Powerpuff Girls, three young heroines, genetically designed to be perfect human children, get an accidental dose of Chemical X, which gives them superpowers, enabling them to stop an evil mutant monkey from taking over the world.

In the Best Friends version, we have the  recently rescued PowerPUP Girls, whose superpowers include being so irresistibly cute and cuddly that they are all adopted before even getting a chance to meet the evil mutant monkey let alone stop him from taking over the world. Too bad, folks!

Uzumaki. This new Japanese horror movie has slime-covered snail people terrorizing a town that’s obsessed with spirals.

While Best Friends is host to some small colonies of the endangered amber snail species, they are not threatening to take over the world. Quite the opposite, in fact.

And while there are persistent rumors that the editor of this magazine is obsessed with spirals, this is not a story line that’s worth pursuing.

Eight-Legged Freaks: Back again on this side of the Pacific, we find ourselves in Nevada, where giant, blood-thirsty spiders are invading a small town, due to a toxic waste spill.

This script for this movie stems from a misunderstanding at one of our adoption events in Las Vegas, where, as you can see here if you look carefully at the photo, two dogs were mistakenly identified as being a single eight-legged freak.

Lilo and Stitch: In this Disney movie, a strange little girl in Hawaii gets a new pet, who is actually a six-legged space alien pretending to be a dog because the intergalactic police are after him.

We don’t have any six-legged dogs from Hawaii, but here’s Girlie, who just arrived with three other dogs from Maui. They were among 100 animals rescued by the (non-intergalactic) police from an animal hoarder. After some special care, they’ll be starring in the sequel to the sequel of our favorite movie: Best Friends 7 – Where They All Live Happily Ever After.

The End.

Spiderdog
Divine Secrets of the BaBa Sisterhood
Kitty Wars – Attack of the Clones
Dogs in Black – 2
Stuart Little – 2
Scoop, the Stallion of Angel Canyon
More Alien, Mutant, Monster Movies