2001: A Spay Odyssey -- Introduction It's May 1997. This year's Pulitzer Prizes for journalism have just been announced. Not only did I not win an award for Investigative Journalism, I wasn't even nominated! "What about my brilliant exposé of the secret goings-on at Benton's House?" I moaned to Tammy. |
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"Don't get upset, Boss," said Tammy. "If they won't give you a Pulitzer Prize, why not go for an Oscar instead? I have the perfect idea for an award-winning movie: You see, it's HAL's birthday . . ." "HAL?" I said, sounding exasperated. "Who the hell is HAL?" Next: The movie |